3rd Person

To appease some cranky conduit labs employees (http://www.conduitlabs.com/) I will make today's entry in 3rd person, so THERE. (Also its in secret hopes that maybe oscar will consider allowing bond to be his friend)

So this morning like every other morning, bond confessed his deep love to the white cat. I thought I would share a decription of this ritual with you so that everyone may enjoy.

Step 1: I open bonds crate door
Step 2: Bond stretches and sleepily walks over to the bedroom door with me (sometimes making breif detours to smell stuff)
Step 3: I open the bedroom door. Every morning the white cat is situatied in a nice little meatloaf on the otherside of the bedroom door wait for me to open it. I'm not sure if she forgets about the scary dog on the other side or if she actually returns his affections.
Step 4: Bond makes a giant leap in the air
Step 5: Bond lands exactly on top of white cat
Step 6: White cat makes a wierd MAO/SQUEEL noise
Step 7: Bond opens his mouth as big as he can
Step 8: Bond sticks white cats entire front have inside of his mouth
Step 9: DRAMATIC PAUSE. Seriously, he stops there, with white cat half in his mouth making a wierd noise but no one moves.
Step 10: I pull dog off of cat and we go outside for a quick pee. At the end of all this white cats fur is sticking in a million directions in a way no cats fur ever should. I'll try and post a picture sometime.