Last Nite

So, for the first time ever Dad put me in my crate last nite but left the door open, I'm not sure what he was hoping for but around 2:30 in the morning I decided to go for a stroll which included me makin a lot of noise, trying to jump up on the bed, punching mommie in the face in the process of trying to jump up on the bed and russling in the closet. It was the greated 2:30 in the morning ever! Sadly, Dad got cranky and put me back in my crate and this time he locked the door. What he clearly forgot about it that although you can crate my body, you may never crate my soul! So I continued to russel around until 6:30 when Mom wakes up at which point she took me outside in hopes of letting me get out my energy and settling down. Well I showed her! When we got to the door I pretended to be scared of my shadow and ran right back to my crate! Muahahahaha!

Last weekend!

So last weekend my new freind Doc came over to play, he is HUGE (65 pounds of solid muscle!) and we ran around and around and around and around it was all that is awesome. Then we went outside but we did this fun thing where we would stand at the door then mum would let us out and then we would immediatly come back up to the door so that when she let us in we could ask to go back out again, it was really cool. Eventually he had to go home and then mum and dad has some other friends over, they played this wierd game with 52 little pieces of paper and some small colored discs that I kept trying to eat.

White Kitty

My friend the white cat, she likes boxes.

The makings of a booze hound

Mum was drinking something awesome yesterday, I decided I wanted to give it a try. Addicting, mmmm.

Yeah, its how I sleep, you gotta problem with dat?!

So yesterday I was chillin with my homies when all the sudden ::BAM!:: flash of light and then dad ran away laughing. I thought I would show you the fruits of his labor.

3rd Person

To appease some cranky conduit labs employees (http://www.conduitlabs.com/) I will make today's entry in 3rd person, so THERE. (Also its in secret hopes that maybe oscar will consider allowing bond to be his friend)

So this morning like every other morning, bond confessed his deep love to the white cat. I thought I would share a decription of this ritual with you so that everyone may enjoy.

Step 1: I open bonds crate door
Step 2: Bond stretches and sleepily walks over to the bedroom door with me (sometimes making breif detours to smell stuff)
Step 3: I open the bedroom door. Every morning the white cat is situatied in a nice little meatloaf on the otherside of the bedroom door wait for me to open it. I'm not sure if she forgets about the scary dog on the other side or if she actually returns his affections.
Step 4: Bond makes a giant leap in the air
Step 5: Bond lands exactly on top of white cat
Step 6: White cat makes a wierd MAO/SQUEEL noise
Step 7: Bond opens his mouth as big as he can
Step 8: Bond sticks white cats entire front have inside of his mouth
Step 9: DRAMATIC PAUSE. Seriously, he stops there, with white cat half in his mouth making a wierd noise but no one moves.
Step 10: I pull dog off of cat and we go outside for a quick pee. At the end of all this white cats fur is sticking in a million directions in a way no cats fur ever should. I'll try and post a picture sometime.

Morning Romp

This morning mum let me out to romp as is the usual, but kitty wouldn't come with me. I found a stick but mum wouldn't let me bring it inside. Then mum made her lunch but didn't give me any of that delicious turkey i smelled her cutting up. Then she put me back in my crate (although I went kicking and screaming the whole time) but I found a bone in there so life is back to awesome. Mmmm sleepie time...

Profile Pic

Look at me being cute. I just woke up from my nap...

The Facebook

Dad promised me a pupperonie if I got 10 fiends on the facebook. Wanna be my friend? I'll give you a bazillion licks! (I can't promise that I won't try to nip your face off though)

http://www.facebook.com/friends/?added&ref=tn#/profile.php?id=1661845754

Remy!

I have an awesome friend, he is kinda tiny, but I like him a lot when he isn't stealing the purple cannon I was playing with that one time...

First Post!!

I gnawed on the white cat this morning. She likes me, we are good friends!